How much did you move me for the wedding?
Wife- Before marriage you are my hotel,
Movies, and I don’t know where they used to roam
When you get married, you don’t even take it outside.
Husband- Have you ever told anyone…
Campaign after the election.
Husband – What is hypnotic?
Woman- Make someone under your control and get the work done of your own free will.
Husband: Come on fake, that’s called a marriage.
There was a quarrel between husband and wife.
man left the house
Husband in the evening on the phone: what do we eat?
Husband: I’ll be late, you go to sleep after dinner.
Woman – Why, you’ll be with your neighbor tomorrow
Have you been to the movies?
Husband – what should I do?
you know now
movie to watch with family
It doesn’t even happen.
Husband – sleeps all day
Woman – Now I can’t even rest
Husband – wake up, make a quick tea
Woman – Make it yourself, don’t you?
Husband – I have severe pain in my head
Wife- Yes, so my throat hurts too.
Husband- Okay, you press my head and I’ll slit your throat.
Also read: – Wild animals: see in the video how the bear is shopping candy, your senses are also blown away
Woman: Have you been drinking again? See you’re going to hell.
Husband: Really? Is that a liquor seller too?
Husband: And whoever sells namkeen to alcoholics is near the store?
Woman: Yes, that too.
Husband: Then I don’t mind going to hell.
The woman was driving the car, the man was sitting next to her.
Husband – Why don’t you give a turn signal while turning.
Woman – Why, why should I give an indicator?
Husband – so other people know where you are going.
Woman – My wish, wherever I go, what about others.
Husband – “SORRY”……..do what you want.