viral jokes

viral jokes

How much did you move me for the wedding?
Wife- Before marriage you are my hotel,
Movies, and I don’t know where they used to roam
When you get married, you don’t even take it outside.
Husband- Have you ever told anyone…
Campaign after the election.

viral jokes

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Husband – What is hypnotic?
Woman- Make someone under your control and get the work done of your own free will.
Husband: Come on fake, that’s called a marriage.

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There was a quarrel between husband and wife.
man left the house
Husband in the evening on the phone: what do we eat?
Woman: Poison!
Husband: I’ll be late, you go to sleep after dinner.

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Woman – Why, you’ll be with your neighbor tomorrow

Have you been to the movies?

Husband – what should I do?

you know now

movie to watch with family

It doesn’t even happen.

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viral jokes

Husband – sleeps all day
Woman – Now I can’t even rest
Husband – wake up, make a quick tea
Woman – Make it yourself, don’t you?
Husband – I have severe pain in my head
Wife- Yes, so my throat hurts too.
Husband- Okay, you press my head and I’ll slit your throat.

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viral jokes

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Woman: Have you been drinking again? See you’re going to hell.

Husband: Really? Is that a liquor seller too?

Wife: Yes.

Husband: And whoever sells namkeen to alcoholics is near the store?

Woman: Yes, that too.

Husband: Then I don’t mind going to hell.

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viral jokes

The woman was driving the car, the man was sitting next to her.

Husband – Why don’t you give a turn signal while turning.

Woman – Why, why should I give an indicator?

Husband – so other people know where you are going.

Woman – My wish, wherever I go, what about others.

Husband – “SORRY”……..do what you want.